exit through the gift shop

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps

Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

by Ricecake January 25, 2018

between the crematorium and the dildo shop

synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.

"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."

by lena danvers November 11, 2020

open up shop

At the track totally dominating the competition with the best setups.

JHM and VAST going to the track and they open up shop on AWE/GIAC

by Jason Harbinson August 21, 2007

chop shop

See also:

Casa de Barnes; Snake Mountain

we'll meet at the chop shop

by Brad February 26, 2004

Christ-more-shit Shop

Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.

Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?

Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.

by perplexiglass December 25, 2009

24 Hour Taco Shop

A woman that makes her vagina available 24 hours a day.

Ben: Im hungry, what's for dinner?

Eric: I'm not hungry I just got back from your mom's house. She started her own 24 Hour Taco Shop. Get Shit On Ben.

by Boxx November 3, 2006

shop till you drop

To go hard and nonstop with any task no matter how much rejection, fatigue, or obstacles you may face. Especially when hunting for the opposite sex or consuming alcohol.

We're going out to the bar tonight. Let's pregame.
Okay let's do it, shop till you drop!

by Thislifestyle September 5, 2007