Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Virginia shuffle

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks

Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.

by BtownBubba November 24, 2020

AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.

I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.

by Pinson Close November 24, 2020

Shuffling

When a man places his penis on the outside of his pants and walks briskly past people rubbing his penis against them without their knowledge.

That guy's dick is outside his pants, he must be shuffling.

by ten32 October 30, 2020

Ktard Shuffle

The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.

Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?

Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.

by Hashleysweet October 31, 2020

shuffle of pringles

As defined by the wife of Pete Hines, a shuffle of Pringles is approximately a small handful or around 6 Pringles.

"hey babe, bring me a shuffle of Pringles!"

by Dacu November 7, 2020