Secret Life Of The American Teenager

Another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. Instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen sex and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. Doesn't really give a full description of "Secret Teen Life" though - IE, there's no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. IMO, the title is a tad misleading.

Secret Life Of The American Teenager, sex sex sex, "Did you hear? I'm a crazy Christian!"

by hickschicks2010 October 27, 2008

dirty little secret

A song by the band All-American Rejects. Also, a name for a guy or girl that you don't want your friends knowing about.

Steve is my dirty little secret.

by ChristinaFL September 28, 2005

5 Seconds of Summer

A band which calls themselves punk rock while in reality they are just a bunch of idiots iding on unicorns and chasing rainbows.

THE ARE NOT A BOYBAND!

These 4 Australian dorks also save the lives of a shitload of people every single day.

5 Seconds of Summer saved my life.

by Smutty Penguin June 18, 2015

Kim Jong the Second

A mispronunciation of Kim Jong-Il, usually resulting from a font where the uppercase I and lowercase L are identical making the "il" look like the Roman numeral II. Surprisingly not yet used by Bush, although it's only a matter of time.

Kim Jong the Second is a North Korean dictator with a bad haircut.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ January 4, 2004

Security on my Dick

i.e, condom, rubber, fuck glove, areolagias, alaskan bay woofer, south beach dicker, fuck protection.

Jimmy should have used a security on my dick because Sally had AIDS. :(

by Poopenstein October 6, 2008

second forty

The time you spend working unpaid overtime. Since a typical U.S. work week is 40 hours, extra work occupies the second 40 hours in a given week.

Management expects me to do that assignment in my second forty.

by Ion Storm January 19, 2009

secret drawer

any place (drawer, box, etc.) where toilet paper/paper towels are hidden after masturbation/sex (as opposed to being thrown away/flushed down the toilet).

Edward was very embarrassed when his siblings stumbled across his secret drawer.

by Joe Elvorsen-Stevinsky February 21, 2009