salty sea lion

Giving someone a hand-job on the beach.

"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"

by hamster face April 21, 2009

flock of sea guls

When running to the bog for number 2's and when you get there you shit your entire bowels out in milliseconds.

That last turd i had was like a flock of sea guls.

by Bedworthman December 23, 2008

Dignified burial at sea

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

by me old fruity July 18, 2011

The salty sea sailor

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch

Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead

by Sea sailor October 26, 2014

seattle sea goggles

Ejaculating on a woman's eye glasses.

While I was fucking Lisa I pulled my cock out of her pussy and gave her Seattle sea goggles.

by Milf Man Von Pussymunchkin April 21, 2016

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

deep sea rolly driver

A lorry driver who drives through the channel tunnel under the sea to bring back rolling tobacco so every can enjoy a cheap rolly.

my dad is a deep sea rolly driver.

by Mrs Turner November 29, 2009