Mud Roast

Similar to the sexual activity “spit roast,” a mud roast involves two male participants and one female participant, where the male participant at the lower half of the female decides to enter the woman in the anus rather than the vagina.

Bob and Jane were getting frisky the other night in front of John, and they ended up having a mud roast.

by Schmatrick May 30, 2025

Roast

When food is cooked especially meat, by prolonged exposure to heat in a oven or over a fire

Bob: Hey John are you going to the roast I’m having this weekend
John: Yea sure what meat do you want me to take
Bob: Maybe some ribs and pork but don’t invite vegans because this is just meat and beer

John: Ok good idea Bob

by proxdy September 14, 2019

Roast

When you say something that is funny or trying to comeback

You’re hair line is so bad the grinch hates it more than Christmas

That’s when you roast someone

by Air jordan🤩🤩🤩🤩 December 5, 2017

Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.

I was the middle of a spit roast last night.

by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023

Roasted

Somebody who got burned so much by an insult that they turned to ketchup

That dude got roasted, he is ketchup now

by TheWizdum September 7, 2022

roast rollin

When you’re on a road trip and it’s hot as hell. You’re probably in Texas in the summer.

I was roast rollin to see family with my husband Ryan to see his family. I had to put the windows down it was so hot.

by Kmoneyzzzzzzz June 13, 2021

Roasting

1. (verb: Roasting) cooking a food (typically meat) over a fire
2. (adjective: Roasted) the way food has been cooked.
3. (noun: roasted) Insulting someone on the internet.

1. Carl: what are you doing?
Joe: I'm roasting chicken.

2. Carl: Those roasted potatoes look delicious.

3. Richard: I'm confused why homeless people can have cellphones
Joe: You're confused about how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth?

by murderous moth May 2, 2022