Litchfield ring

Extreme dryness in and around the anus. Can get so severe that anal hemorrhaging can occur. usual causes include 'dry humping' and beer bottles. The only cure is a buttered butt plug.

Litchfield ring is unique to soho, London.

by gfoshow January 21, 2010

Ring Back

When after shoving a hand up someone's ass one realizes that they have lost thier ring and have to ask for it back.

Did you hear about Bob? He totally had to ask for a ring back this weekend.

by Macho Libre January 11, 2012

Mushroom Ring

1. a mushroom shaped smoke ring. Usually this ring has to be affected by wind in someway to truly look like a mushroom

2. A group of friend that all throw in money on a bunch of mushrooms, then sit in a circle and eat said mushrooms.

1. "Hey man did you see the Mushroom Ring i just blew???"

"Shut up you fucking liar!"

2. "Hey everybody, lets get in a Mushroom Ring and blow our minds!"

by The_Rev October 21, 2010

Legacy Ring

When your cheap parents can't afford to get you a senior ring of your own, so they make you use your sisters, who steals it back from you everytime you take it off to wash your hands

SISTER:Where's your senior ring
SENIOR: I could ask you the same question
SISTER: You left it right by the drain!
SENIOR: That doesn't give you permission to steal it, i guess that's the true meaning of a legacy ring

by VicGSun October 5, 2010

fart ring

One's anus or butt hole. Also known as stink valve.

My grandpa always said, "if your fart ring itches, that means it's dirty."

by BD Mcgee December 29, 2013

The 9th Ring

Refers to the 9th Ring of Hell. Used as an extreme form of hell.

New Guy:"Hey fellas, This is my first day!"
Seasoned Employee:"Then allow me to be the first to say, 'Welcome to the 9th Ring kid!"
New Guy:a-gulp!

by PandaKing7 April 19, 2008

Onion Ring

When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'

Wow, someone's cooking bad onions!

Nah, don't worry. Chris has onion ring!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 23, 2020