retara

a person by the name of tara who is quite retarded

Hey retara! you are so dumb!

by domrawks December 11, 2011

Dumb retard

An individual who's idiocy surpasses the normal limit of retarded-ness.

Sharon: "Look at that guy Carlos, hes trying to write with the wrong side of a pen haha"
Michael: "Hahaha, what a dumb retard"

by CSDJamaica July 20, 2014

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.

Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010

functionally retarded

Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.

George W. Bush is functionally retarded.

by John Manyjars June 20, 2008

Retard Strength

Retard Strength is natures way of making up for the lack of brains in a particularly stupid individual. It often does not have visual appearance, but nevertheless, retards tend to have super-human strength. Retard strength is found in half-retards as well as full blown speds.

Guy 1- Holy shit Aurrichio! How are you so strong?!?

Guy 2- Dude, don't mess with that jackwagon. He has retard strength.

by Jabawaki May 5, 2011

retardomondo

See: retard, mondo.

Super retarded. Like a living fart with no education and self-inflicted brain damage.

"You know who's a Retardomondo?"
"Who, pray tell?"
"*insert name of an idiot you know*."
"fo sho"

by Keyser_So_So June 12, 2005

Retardi

A person possessing multi forms of retardation.

Your fucking retardi!

by Ashikathe2ndsemester October 18, 2008