retangle

The process of forcfully repeating entrance into a male or female rectum, removing the member after each thrust/penetration. Usual lubricants include blood and/or vaseline.

John: I went retangle on that ghetto booty last night.
Brian: Did she bleed much?
John: Thats what its all about!

by MathIsMoreFunThenTV June 29, 2007

retardable

1: the ability in which to resemble a retarded person in behavior by being limited in intellectual or emotional development---often taken to be offensive

2: the development or academic progress of retarding others

3: the act or instance the extent to which something may be affected with retardedness

You're so naturally retardable, playing the part of a mentally challenged person comes easily to you.

I'm sorry I keep screwing things up, I'm feeling quite retardable today.

That was very retardable of you to remember to flush the toilet, but forget to wipe.

by Kevin Wolff - September 22, 2007

Retard laying movement

A movement that seeks to get retarded people layed or in other words to have sex because no one else will do it and they deserve sex like other people do.

He's in the retard laying movement.

by The Fury 13 February 19, 2011

retard wrangler

a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.

I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.

by Leanne May 28, 2003

Retard Fish Frog

A Marine life-form that first came onto land on the Onslow County Beach grounds. Later they retard fish frogs began starting the podunk town of Jacksonville, NC.

Shane Bock and his family's decendants are Retard Fish Frogs. Any Jacksonville, NC born person.

by Sgt Gotcha Beach October 16, 2008

Full Retard

Going ~: not detecting a troll, doing something really stupid or asking a really dumb question.

You just went full retard. Never go full retard.

by Gouatsie June 10, 2015

Retard Sandwich

When your'e working in between two other people on an assembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.

Today at work was like being in a retard sandwich, I swear to God.

by Milton66 March 3, 2010