cyber punch

A phenomenon of which a nerd, frustrated at horribly failing over the internet at the hands of someone they don't know, punches his monitor in anger, consequentially leading to him horribly regretting it afterwards and begging his mom for a new one.

A: *Kills person B in Counterstrike*
B: WTF?!?!?!? THAT WAS HAX!!! HULK SMASH, BITCH! *cyber punch*
B: oh shit.. MOM?

A: What a fucking idiot..
B: YEA WELL UR A SHIT FAG TAT EATS SHIT N IS A FAG!!!!1!!!
A: LOLCAPS
B: WTF *cyber punch* RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

by Chubacabra Quixote December 22, 2007

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Cloudy Punch

After getting a blow job, you cum in the eyes of the person who blew you. While the person is wiping his or her eyes, you punch the person in the face as hard as you can.

1. I'm always cloudy punching my girlfriend.
2. She's had a cloudy punch before.
3. I will cloudy punch her twice.
4. How many times do you think Paris Hilton's been cloudy punched?

by The Biggest Klive ever, a.k.a. Klivey Mclive September 23, 2008

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snucker punch

when you punch someone one when they aren't looking.

Johnie--Judy snucker punched me, so I am going to sue her.

by Forky-Hairpull April 2, 2010

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town punch

A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.

Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "There is always Amanda."
Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"

by Char H January 11, 2006

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punch dick

a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.

The pretentious jerk in my Russian class thinks he knows everything; he is such a punch dick.

by 191704812123 August 24, 2009

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