I am Aunt Julie and I wrote my 1st book. A collection of short stories growing up in Texas. I had 4 sisters so we have lots to share. My grandfather said I looked like a duck paddling in the water when I went swimming. That is how I became Paddleduck. My stories are for the young and young at heart. I started out writing for children but the adults are the ones asking for more.
paddleduck.com -At the end of the summer Uncle Albert drove us back to Houston and he didn't like to wear shoes. He said he like to let his toes breathe. My mother said he had smelly feet. Teresa cooked spaghetti, lasagna, beans and rice, roast or chicken and potatoes. When she cooked her roast it looked like a log. When she fried her chicken it looked like it was boiled. Grandpa said a big catfish was living in the car. He thought it would be easy to catch it coming out the window. He told Aunt Carolyn to go on the other side of the car and close the door. That fish was so smart that he locked the doors and rolled up the windows.
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Get the paddleduck.com mug.Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
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noun: name given to a person who leaves a group of friends to go get laid
verb: piddlekrumping: the act of leaving a group of friends to get laid
verb: piddlekrumping: the act of leaving a group of friends to get laid
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Get the piddlekrumper mug.An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.
1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.
2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
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