Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.

Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.

by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024

prison laptop

By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.

I got a prison laptop on eBay.

Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?

by sarbathory February 25, 2024

POSOTUS 45

Piece Of Shit Of The United States 45, POSOTUS 45

Can you believe that POSOTUS 45, actually thinks he can win the 2024 presidential election.

by Chas501 March 20, 2024

Prison Petty

An extreme version of being petty; to the point of institutionalized tribalism with conceited intentions.

The Karen on the first floor watches out of her window when she sees me get in my car to leave, then will move her car into the spot I was in, just to be petty -- come to think of it, that's Prison Petty.

by Barker Girl April 6, 2024

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

Prison Flee

A woman who has a consistent history of getting involved with mostly prison inmates.

Hey Joe, weren't you talking to that one chick Anna?

Na bro, turns out she's just a prison flee

by SkanteSoldier2816 October 8, 2024