Pre-Departure

The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.

"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."

by Buttocks73 October 9, 2008

Pre-game

holding something in one hand while the other in your mouth finishes (sexual or not)

I've got this cough drop in my hand, but the one in my mouth isn't gone yet, it's kinda like a pre-game.

by the_butler23 March 30, 2009

pre-ad-psychosis

The pre-exemption to ad-psychosis. When you know television advertisements are near you begin to show signs of ad-psychosis where the energy burst is less powerful although the television show constrains your from out bursting.

John twitched and flinched as he knew the ads were about to come on.

by pRopS March 20, 2004

Pre Nasal Drip

When semen comes out a chick's nose.

You know it.

by guesswho January 11, 2004

pre - cum obsesive

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

by Person X October 1, 2005

pre-high's

If we haven't had a 'cone' all day and its starting to get late, POTheads start to get nervous and excited.

"Hahaha. I must have the pre-high's hardcore, I'm talking so much shit...A bong will shut me up."

by Diego September 14, 2003

Pre-mature esextingulation

To be sexted while the sexter is out of town but obviously plans to sext you when he returns to where you both live.
(also see Sexting)

Alans at the beach but he is totally sexting me, well I guess since he is not home it is Pre-mature esextingulation.

by lani32518 January 1, 2009