Shit-Pot Professor

A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.

A know it all.

Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."

by Rampant June 29, 2012

pot o clock

time of day when smokein a joint is nessecarry, most of the time its 4:20

person 1: its 420 man
person 2: sweet its pot o clock lets fire one up

by the person with the face March 13, 2010

Banging pots and pans

Working at a pizza shop...

Ayo.....Are you Banging pots and pans today?

by Nephewjohn May 3, 2020

making pot roast

Making pot roast happens when you really need to take a shit.

Man that fart was rank, he must be making pot roast.

by Chris Cope December 14, 2008

Boston Pot Pie

The act of separating the vaginal lips of a female sexual partner and vomiting in the vagina. Usually committed after a long night of binge drinking in which vomiting may be induced from specific scents or movements.

Similar in style to the alabama hot pocket.

Yeah, I was really drunk last night. I took her home and ended up giving her a Boston Pot Pie...

by Hinkle March 23, 2008

Mississippi Pot Roast

Similar to a pot roast. The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot. After the act, you then fry it up on the stove to feed her many children.

I gave her the ol Mississippi Pot Roast after I saw how many got dang kids she had running around the place. Hungry and begging for scraps.

by PooterGish March 22, 2020

Magic Honey Pot

A wet pussy that is SO juicy and sweet it is literally like nectar from the Gods; I'm talkin' that finger lickin' good shit!

Also just a fun way of saying vagina...

I opened up my Magic Honey Pot and let him taste the sweet honey that spilt forth.

by Muttemor June 22, 2021