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Shit-Pot Professor

A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.

A know it all.
Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."
by Rampant June 29, 2012
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Pot belly pig

A person, (usually a man but not limited to), who is above the age of 21. They possess a “fat bell”, have hair chests and stomachs, and they are very lazy in all aspects.

Socially, they speak lazily. They usually just go with the flow because they’re too lazy to make up their own mind.

Physically, they get easily worn out, and don’t enjoy walking long distances.
Look at that pot belly pig!” *insert photo of a sleeping old fart, mouth gaping, snoring, fat belly poking out of his shirt* “He fell asleep waiting on his wife at the bar!”
by BabyKittyLover May 31, 2023
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making pot roast

Making pot roast happens when you really need to take a shit.
Man that fart was rank, he must be making pot roast.
by Chris Cope December 14, 2008
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Boston Pot Pie

The act of separating the vaginal lips of a female sexual partner and vomiting in the vagina. Usually committed after a long night of binge drinking in which vomiting may be induced from specific scents or movements.

Similar in style to the alabama hot pocket.
Yeah, I was really drunk last night. I took her home and ended up giving her a Boston Pot Pie...
by Hinkle March 23, 2008
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Mississippi Pot Roast

Similar to a pot roast. The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot. After the act, you then fry it up on the stove to feed her many children.
I gave her the ol Mississippi Pot Roast after I saw how many got dang kids she had running around the place. Hungry and begging for scraps.
by PooterGish March 22, 2020
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Pot Noodle Head

A person who has hair that looks like a pot noodle.
by TankoManko February 24, 2015
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