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Perfect Giuseppe

When you take a shit and the paper is clean on the first wipe.
"Aww man I'm lucky i made a perfect giuseppe before this math test"
by Sith lord Giuseppe December 8, 2022
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Amazingly Perfect

used to describe someone who is amazingly perfect in everyway that girl was so Gina
by dragonlord34 November 4, 2011
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Pitch Perfected

To lure an unsuspected female to your home to watch the movie Pitch Perfect with the intention of having sex with her.
by PitchPerfetto November 18, 2014
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Carmel the perfect girl bst frn

A Carmel the perfect girl bstfrn is an amazing rare unique friend. It is extremely hard to come by a girl best friend as great and perfect as Carmel. She is the bestest girl best friend there ever was and is a supportive and comforting best friend you can tell anything to. She is interesting considerate intuitive and very talented. She normally has a funny girl best friend and a boy best friend who can be annoying and stupid and do stupid things without thinking. She has little to no imperfections and has many people trying to copy and be like her. She takes the number one spot out of all of your friends let alone female friends.
Carmel the perfect girl bst frn is my girl bst frn. She is not insecure and is funny fun and entertaining.

She prefers to say bst frn instead of best friend for some reason

Antonyms-avi stupid bitch avinaash
by Avz1up February 20, 2018
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ms. perfect

Manufacturer: Glock
Model: 26
Caliber: 9mm
Explanation: This gun is oddly perfect. Not a scratch, dead bull’s-eyes at any range, immaculate.
She keep talking to my girl like that, my girl gone whip ms. perfect out on her ass and show her something.
by FriggingStardust January 8, 2012
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Whitney, aka the perfect angel

The most amazing person ever, words can't describe how wonderful she is, she may say she is nothing, but she is everything that's perfect. She is a perfect human being. She has been through a lot but still shines. She has helped me a lot and helped me through my toughest times. She is very funny, sassy, sarcastic, petty, and sister snatched. I can't help thank god enough that he sent me his perfect angel. Whitney, I can't describe how much you mean to me, words can't physically do that. I adore you and love you so much and you bring out the best in me. If anyone tries to hurt her in any way, I will make their life so horrible that I can't describe it. She also makes me super happy when I'm at my lowest level.
by PeculiarBlankFace December 15, 2018
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Whitney, the perfect angel

The most amazing fucking person ever, words can't describe how wonderful she is, she may say she is nothing, but she is everything that's perfect. She is a perfect human being. She has been through a lot but still shines. She has helped me a lot and helped me through my toughest times. She is very funny, sassy, sarcastic, petty, and sister snatched. I can't help thank god enough that he sent me his perfect angel. Whitney, I can't describe how much you mean to me, words can't physically do that. I adore you and love you so much and you bring out the best in me. If anyone tries to hurt her in any way, I will make their life a living hell. She also makes me super happy when I'm at my lowest level. That's all for my BFF.
by PeculiarBlankFace December 15, 2018
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