pornstar parking

1. To park one's car in multiple spaces at any given time

Dude, I love how we're parked in 3 spaces, now we'll piss off the restaurant manager. Yea, that's pornstar parking for ya'.

by Austin Bade January 9, 2007

packing plastic

Using a dildo/vibrator in one's vagina or anus. Refers to insertion of ('packing') the sex toy ('plastic') into the orifice of choice.

1:
"There's a hell of a noise coming from Clare's room. She got a man in there, or is she packing plastic?"

2:
Judy: "Hey Jane. You been gettin' much action recently?"
Jane: "I don't need a man. I slip a rampant rabbit in my snatch, a pocket pleaser up my ass pipe, and I'm away!"
Judy: "Hell, girlfriend! Yo packin' plastic!"

3:
"I'm packing plastic, and that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic."

by Norm Cherry February 11, 2009

Passing the Ball

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, and she spits it into his mouth, and then he spits it into her vagina

My wife and I were getting freaky, and started passing the ball, that's how my son was born

by Hobknocker69420 December 22, 2016

parking lot pirate

a person always in the parking lot, begging for money, cigarettes, and rides to store...

hey be careful, i saw a parking lot pirate outside put up your valuables .

by dirtyent2007 November 12, 2010

Passing Time

Giving "sloppy toppy" Performing oral sex to a member of the other sex and doing it for a very long time.

Damn that girl was really passing time today when she came over... Best head ever!

by HankBuckets December 17, 2014

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

packing popcorn

When a woman is wearing a bathing suit (or underwear for that matter) and hasn't shaved her pubes the resulting puffy look under the bathing suit or underwear

Man look at that bitch in the bikini - she's packing popcorn - better give her the weed wacker.

by THE TAS December 28, 2008