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Bloop Poop

When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco
Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit
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old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.
In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."
by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016
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poop movie

noun- a movie that you only watch on a monitor in the bathroom while pooping, usually takes about 1-2 weeks per movie
Guy: Have you seen Top Gun
Me: Yeah! That's my current poop movie
by Bduck1310 January 15, 2017
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Poop Apnea

Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.
This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.
by lemmiewinks September 26, 2012
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Poop Zen

The state of general well-being after taking a massive dump
After evacuating his bowels, Bill felt Poop Zen.
by Dr4v4n October 1, 2013
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Poop Tea

The remedy needed to unload the holiday logs(s). A speacial tea designed to clean out your pipes.
Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."
by DarbyCrash December 29, 2011
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I'd poop on that.

A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.
-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-

-I'd poop on that.-

-Gross, man...-
by JefferyAdams March 6, 2011
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