Painscrolling

When you're in too much pain to sleep and can't do anything else except lie there, so you scroll aimlessly, hoping it all goes away

(made my user chronicallyuniconic on tumblr)

I spent all day in bed, painscrolling my muscle cramps away

by chronicalsofpain June 11, 2023

Retarded Pain

A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.

Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.

by Tw34kd November 13, 2009

Chocolate pain

The after effect of eating a curry or spicy Indian dish.

Person 1:Dude, you ok in there?
Person 2:Hell no, getting a bad case of chocolate pain in here

by Christato March 11, 2012

Corporate Pain in Love

Corporate pain in love is a management term related to stylish companies. It is a condition in which a sexy intern falls for dynamic boss. Out of love the male boss keeps promoting the girl, but due to decency never courts her. The intern feels neglected, and lonely. But when she leaves the company for cushy job in another company, the boss feels hurt and neglected.

Dimple was corporate pain in love for Human Resource Head, when she joined Infopro.

by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016

Creative pain

When you have so much creativity in you ,but, there's too much that it's just pain.

*mild groaning in an art room*
"What's the matter this time?"
"Creative Pain..."

by Suicide helpline April 4, 2017

T-Pain

A singer known for using autotune. Many people think that T-Pain has no singing talent just because he uses auto tune. In fact, he's actually a good singer. He uses auto tune because he likes using it, not because he needs it.
Proof that T-Pain is really good at singing: Search "Tiny Desk Concert T-Pain" on youtube.

(I can't link it because links aren't allowed)

"Yo, I can't believe you like T -Pain. He overuses that sh*t like crazy!"
Friend: "Bruh, have you listened to T-Pain's tiny desk concert on youtube? Go listen to that and come back and tell me he's not good. I dare ya"

by thoseramennoodles August 8, 2017

Dummy Pain

When you act dumb in response to pain.

“Hey you’ve been talking nonsense all day, are you having dummy pains again?”

by TheCulture January 4, 2019