diet pirate

a drink with diet coke or pepsi and captain morgan

bartender: whatll it be
guy: give me a diet pirate

by yogurt 68 August 1, 2008

Pen Pirate

is when you are working at a resturant you give someone their check with a pen to sign and they steal your pen;

;or could be a playfull game amongst co workers at a resturant to see how many pens they can take before the end of the night.

damn it table 13 were pen pirates!, Scott do you have an extra pen?

Wow Tommy beat us all he is the black beard of pen pirates i think hes pretty much taken just about everyones pen tonight!

by MrTPitysthefool April 14, 2010

one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Italian mud pirate

Italian guy with one eye who shits on faces , spreading it all over with his cock, while screaming Yaaaaarrrr Matey as he puts his cock in the girls mouth.

Mike: I totally Italian mud pirated that girl last night, she was upset about the corn on the cob I ate earlier.

by Charlie Bucket II February 18, 2010

pirate

to download illegaly, usually music or movies

john: i downloaded the new 50 cent cd last nihgt for free
chris: um you know it's illegal to pirate music, right?
john: shhhh!

by kate w. November 4, 2005

The Great Ninja Pirate War

A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.

The Great Ninja Pirate War will begin in March 2006!

by beattie April 11, 2005

piratous

1. The quality of being a pirate.
2. The quality of being, perhaps, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Dude, you completely stole the last Coke! ...And you're a cunning, brilliant, villain of a guy. You piratous bastard!

by kcabsnreg May 17, 2006