Pedro796

A benevolent and honorable man who deserves more respect than he usually gets, because he usually gets treated like shit because the world hates him for no reason

Pedro796 deserves more respect

by Yomama25725 July 31, 2021

Pedro

Pedro is a guy who has a Massive Cock and goes around and Dick Slaps people named Jose on their forehead and leaves a big red mark on it.

Pedros Cock Has The Girls Going Wild

by Cocky doodle November 21, 2021

Patrol 5'd

When something or someone has gone lost or cannot be found.

The invitation must have patrol 5'd on its way to you.

John didn't make the flight. He got patrol 5'd

by boerseun89 January 10, 2022

Puss Patrol

(n) 1. Using an online game service (e. Call of Duty 4 multiplayer) to hunt down less experienced players/players who use dirty tricks or lowball tactics to win a game. The term applies mostly to the latter of the two types of players mentioned.

"Eric and I went on puss patrol last night.. we smoked mad bitches like it ain't no thang, then got banned for making lewd suggestions with our AK-47's.."

by Christopher Black April 30, 2008

Loco Patron

Crazy King also Crazy Boss also a great Mexican Cantina in Scottsdale AZ.

My boss is a Loco Patron

by Loaded diaper February 23, 2009

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

Rainbow Patrol

Someone homo-sexual in the military.

Girl 1: That guy was hot, think he would go on a date with me?

Girl 2: No he's gay.

Girl 1: Oh must be tough being in the military.

Girl 2: He's in the Rainbow Patrol.

by xMoonRazorx February 24, 2011