by Amethyst Ferland October 4, 2015

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

The best class in the world. Everyone wants to be in this class. People sacrifice other people to be in this class
by 3rd Period History April 22, 2019

they are lesbians.
by You know me already ;) September 14, 2022

by Pee pee poo poo October 13, 2019

The smell of a period fart can be particularly potent due to several factors:
* **Hormonal changes**: During the menstrual cycle, the levels of estrogen and progesterone fluctuate. These hormonal changes can affect digestion and lead to the production of more gas, which can be smelly.
* **Increased sulfur**: The gas produced during this time can contain higher levels of sulfur, which is responsible for the characteristic "rotten egg" or "sulfur-like" smell of some farts.
* **Food digestion**: Certain foods, such as beans, cabbage, and broccoli, can be harder to digest and may produce more gas, which can contribute to the smell.
* **Gastrointestinal changes**: Some people may experience changes in gut motility or gut bacteria during their menstrual cycle, which can affect digestion and lead to more pungent gas.
It's essential to remember that everyone's body is different, and the smell of a period fart can vary from person to person.
* **Hormonal changes**: During the menstrual cycle, the levels of estrogen and progesterone fluctuate. These hormonal changes can affect digestion and lead to the production of more gas, which can be smelly.
* **Increased sulfur**: The gas produced during this time can contain higher levels of sulfur, which is responsible for the characteristic "rotten egg" or "sulfur-like" smell of some farts.
* **Food digestion**: Certain foods, such as beans, cabbage, and broccoli, can be harder to digest and may produce more gas, which can contribute to the smell.
* **Gastrointestinal changes**: Some people may experience changes in gut motility or gut bacteria during their menstrual cycle, which can affect digestion and lead to more pungent gas.
It's essential to remember that everyone's body is different, and the smell of a period fart can vary from person to person.
Guy 1: "Gf had a period fart while we were Netflix & Chillin. I ran to get to get fresh air, she just began giggling like a schoolgirl. God, I both hate and love women."
Guy at school: "What the heck is a period fart?"
Girl: "Do you want to continue liking women?"
Guy at school: "What the heck is a period fart?"
Girl: "Do you want to continue liking women?"
by The Macbroker June 29, 2025
