toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it

Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.

by john niemand October 15, 2015

Boneless toilet paper

Toilet paper that does not contain bones; cardboard/tube

At the cost efficient casino: “Oh look! They have boneless toilet paper!”

by SynthLSD February 6, 2020

Paper VS Tree

A piece of poop

Jordan: That Noah is such a paper vs tree!

by Noah Trahar April 18, 2018

paper towel math

Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.

John from accounting uses paper towel math to figure out next year’s fiscal budget.

by Nick Steele August 7, 2021

Paper Bag Syndrome

A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface

Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face

So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.

by worsethanaids August 11, 2010

Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.

I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.

by Painey November 8, 2014

The Class Toilet Paper

That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class

Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?

Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!

by waka mcwaka March 14, 2011