Clit Screw

When a girl uses her clit to fuck a dudes dick.

Instead of sounding me, she clit screwed me!

by Tippletoppletapple April 1, 2021

Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.

Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.

by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022

Goon Clit 09

A group of people who goon and where born in 2009

“have you checked goon clit 09?” or “have you seen those goon clit 09 over there?”

by meeewe_12 October 30, 2025

On Clit

On Clit (pronounced ‘CLEET’)is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "On God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...

Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: On Clit, bruh."

by COLtheCVNT November 2, 2023

clit bandit

A guy that goes around and fucks a lot of women in relationships.

man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties

by stephanohl October 10, 2019

Silly Clit

When a man tries to do a mockery of one's embarassing mistake in a high-pitch female voice.

Andrew just received a final warning from his boss for being such a silly clit towards his foreign colleagues.

by Gorgeou8 August 20, 2008

clit basket

The space in the middle of a man’s upper lip below his nose, when recessed or dipped down.

This can be used to sit a girl’s clit in while performing cunnilingus.

Kirby rested her clit in his clit basket while he went down on her.

by Dr. Peeps January 8, 2018