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beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.
I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.
by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020
mugGet the beef nutmug.

Nut Cap

The plug that forms inside the tip of your penis due to the presence of excess semen after ejaculation.
Bryan: Hey guys, after I nutted this morning I took a piss and totally watched the nut cap shoot out of my dick.
by JDawg098 August 20, 2011
mugGet the Nut Capmug.

Sniper Nut

A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.
John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!

Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!
by Spoom1901 August 18, 2019
mugGet the Sniper Nutmug.

Nut privilege

The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.
Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.
by professor_of_sociology November 2, 2023
mugGet the Nut privilegemug.

Nut-Burglar

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.
joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum
by nutburguler April 4, 2017
mugGet the Nut-Burglarmug.

bitch with the nuts

A hot rod term that describes an American muscle car with dual exhaust, that has two mufflers (usually Flowmasters) and a large differential visible when seen from the rear.
Me and my buddy were out cruisin' and my buddy says, Wow, check it out, that Camaro is "the Bitch with the Nuts!"
by Ace Wheelin June 17, 2008
mugGet the bitch with the nutsmug.

Nut Spatula

A tool used for the separation of a sweaty ball sack from the inner thigh
Man, my balls are stuck to my leg. Any chance you brought your nut spatula?
by DonnyB123 April 10, 2023
mugGet the Nut Spatulamug.

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