absolutely not

A phrase used to highly disapprove of someone, something, or an action. This phrase is usually said in a nasty tone.

misbehaving child: Can I eat this ice cream before dinner?
child's mother: Absolutely not.

by riri18 October 26, 2017

Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia

What Wikipedia admins will ban you for if you aren't boring and robotic like the rest of the userbase.

I often get banned with "Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia" as the reason by the robo-admins, whose edits consist of 90% reversions using rollback or twinkle, which are lame admin tools to make Wikipedia even more usesless

by Downvoting Victim June 29, 2022

Netflix and not chill

Simply the opposit of Netflix and chill! You go over and watch Netflix and cuddle but there is no fucking involved... Sorry bros

Me: wanna come over and chill
Girl: sure! I'm on my period though...
Me: never mind... We can Netflix and not chill...

by Bro stuff September 11, 2016

Netflix and Not Touch

when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.

"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"

by Blucas02 February 8, 2017

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had.

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021

Why am I not dead

Bc u haven’t found the right time to die

Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya

by Urdepressionfinnalyrevealing May 17, 2022

I am not receiving emails from you

What one urbandictionary.com contributor is asking the staff here.

This urbandictionary.com contributor is asking why “ I am not receiving emails from you, urbandictionary.com, for months ?”

I’ll submit new words and get no feedback.

Please help, thank you.

by but for July 5, 2022