After jizzin in a young bitchs mouth yell and point over in the other direction and when she looks jump out the window and hide
by gageasaurs rex August 1, 2006
Get the shy ninja mug.1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
by Alex September 1, 2008
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Today, I bought a rubber duck first period. They were selling them to raise money for charity. I wasn't going to, until I saw they had a ninja duck. I bought it, and put him into my pocket. Three periods later, I wanted to show him to my friend. I reach into my pocket, no duck. Well played, ninja duck. Well played. MLIA
by Alison Duckworth November 29, 2009
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2. What you're called when you wear a hoodie and tie the arms around your face to look like a ninja.
3. A cheap costume you cna make at the last minute for Halloween.
2. What you're called when you wear a hoodie and tie the arms around your face to look like a ninja.
3. A cheap costume you cna make at the last minute for Halloween.
1. I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
2. Dude, did you see Jack's costume? He's totally rocking the hoodie ninja look.
3. Dave didn't think he was gonna go to the costume party, but he changed his mind at the last minute and had to go as a hoodie ninja.
2. Dude, did you see Jack's costume? He's totally rocking the hoodie ninja look.
3. Dave didn't think he was gonna go to the costume party, but he changed his mind at the last minute and had to go as a hoodie ninja.
by mountieblanks August 20, 2010
Get the Hoodie Ninja mug.Any variety of small, Celtic faeries who exchange their usual green suit and tophat for a black catsuit. This fairy uses their innate advantage of size and agility to supplement their abilities as a thief and assassin; training in the ways of ninjitsu and practicing constant masturbation.
by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004
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