Ma'am-nesia

A partial or total loss of memory effecting only women whilst shopping for clothes or holiday decorations.

Becky excitedly purchased a $200 Halloween wreath, not realizing she had already bought the same wreath, due to an early onset case of ma'am-nesia.

by Tommy Shenanigans October 14, 2021

Snake's nest

When three or more men put their penises in one pile.

The first one to get a hard-on in the snake's nest loses!

by Ferrnanddoo April 17, 2022

Playing with Nessie

The act in which a man has sex with a
pregnant woman and the baby tries to play
with his dick.

(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)

Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”

by Banana & Split June 11, 2022

Joe-pan-nese

Fumbling, bumbling, while lying someone else's lie and blinking your life away

Does anyone understand joe-pan-nese?

by The Dunker February 19, 2023

Stila and nessa

Literally the prettiest girls ever all the boys want them duh😘 everybody is jealous, stila and nessa are besties forever mwa💋

Stila and nessa are too busy being iconic and pretty

by nessaTheprettiest February 20, 2023

The Poat Nesaki Voice

The voice someone makes when impersonating neskai, it’s usually a nerdy voice but different

Guy 1: hey do the The Poat Nesaki Voice
Guy 2: ok

by johndalegreen November 20, 2022

Yahiamice's [PLACE] of [ADJECTIVE]ness

a discord server, owned and created by Yahiamice (Yahi for short)

person 1: Is Yahiamice's PLACE of ADJECTIVEness any good?
person 2: yeah you should join it, there are a lot of funny people

by jarbedious jarmelious 2nd jr September 7, 2023