Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.

I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.

by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019

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belly nut

When masturbating, a guy might ejaculate into his own belly button. Thus giving clean-up a very great obstacle. (Mostly for someone with an inny) Once you think you have gotten all of the semen out of your bellybutton, you reach a little farther, only to discover there is much much more “belly nut”.

Dude, I nutted into my belly button last night and it took me forever to get it all out. My belly nut was so far in there!

by Manwhyamihere June 4, 2018

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Kog Nuts

A man with a massive penis and loves to wear racoon hats as a hobby, he is very beautiful and everybody wants to be him, he sells his parents car for cocaine money.

Oh man look at that Kog nuts I really need to see that racoon hat collection of his. I want to be exactly like him

by IDon'tLike October 6, 2016

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broke a nut

Noun

When you bust a nut so hard your balls now hurt

I jus went for a quick nap and I busted so hard I think I broke a nut

by Bubbanator June 5, 2018

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Gravy nuts

When on a hot day your nuts get a thick white to off white paste that your underwear stick to. In some cases it may be watery and will soak thru the pants.

Hey bob you got any napkins I got a mean case of gravy nuts. And its stinking

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

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