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Puff Muff

When a female's bush is so thick and full that it causes her panties or bikini bottom to puff out.
Dude Nikki looks sick in that two piece but check out her puff muff.
by Hong_Kong_Phooey February 22, 2012
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Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".
Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.
by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010
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mid muff

Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants
I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!
by Deathto2face January 13, 2015
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Lesbian Muff Mushing

Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
by peeniewantsithuge December 12, 2015
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Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.
Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"
by Trevorisclever June 29, 2016
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Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.
Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.
by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017
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Manky muff

A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat
"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"
by Cousinvinny June 29, 2017
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