MOM CHARTER

This is MATTHEW O. MADDOX CEO SWAY from WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL who may come to the GOOGLEPLEX with DR SARAH (LADY IN RED) that was PARCHED of SAN FRANCISCO and DAUGHTER JACQUELINE the reason he was fully responsible to give me the honor to meet the ALPHABET GOOGLE POWERHOUSES.

ALEXA THE STAR!!!!

FANTASY...BE A GOOGLER IN JIGSAW

Hey SARAH why does JACQUELINE happen to like the SUB LIME in my DRINK as their favorite group as tell.you what gave DAVID CARL DRUMMOND my friend get a MOM CHARTER to SILICON VALLEY and bring ANAL ALAN his winnings that DR. SARAH put in that SLOT MACHINE called , CRYSTAL STAR!!!!

Well JEFFREY PRESTON BEZOS as how can you get bored when you had the FIRST FIVE STAR HOTEL AND HOTEL in the world WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL have AI ALEXA fully installed before anybody setting a precedent as MOM CHARTER can be some of your PLANE'S NAMES in your SILVER HEELS CINCINNATI as don't ignore that FLEETWOOD MAC LOVER as they made your SILVER HEELS ALEXA.

This is LIVE MOM CHARTER as you are just so perfect for JIGSAW , as you think new CEO and by the way I have a set of keys to get your MOM CHARTER flying as AARON says just " LOOK IT UP" ad it will be as awesome!!!!

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021

Mom-Dad

(n.)-one who is both mom and and dad of the friend group

Ex. The mom-dad loved football and asked for an ice-cold beer, and made sure everyone was happy for the rest of the game.

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

Mom-Dad

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features

The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.

DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

Mom Head

Whenever you are giving a blowjob and you gag and piss yourself at the same because you have had kids

Did I get you that hot and bothered? No it was just mom head.

by Kirkland94 September 21, 2021

mom-and-popped

To enlist permission from another authority after one authority denied an initial claim. In practice, this would be like a child not getting a favorable permission from a parent, and then going to another to hopefully get a new, favorable outcome.

Lenny the office worker wanted to listen to music at work, but his boss said no. He then mom-and-popped the situation and asked his boss's boss to hear some tunes.

by TacticalStrikeBeagle August 12, 2021

Mom cannibalism

Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.

"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*

Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.

Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)

"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"

"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"

by KnightDoesSomeRandomShit November 21, 2021

Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.

Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”

by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021