Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

Nautical mileing

To define to what extent a person is talking complete utter shit.

Jamie will you stop nautical mileing again you've been on the conspiracy topic for over 4hours now can I finally take the kids to school ?

by Nautical mileing May 27, 2023

The Nick-ed Mile

Running over a mile, usually over a bridge, in order to get get to know some girl who is most likely NOT going to put out so really, what is the point?

Guy1: Where is Nick?
Guy2: He went to see some girl he barely knows
Guy1: So hes running the Nick-ed Mile?
Guy2: Yup
Guy1: What a douche!

by Ginger Kid17 February 8, 2009

a man's mile

The distance to one's destination, regardless of unit of measurement.

"How far is it from New York City to LA?"
"About a man's mile."

by Random_Assortment_Of_Letters August 23, 2016

catch some mileage

To say or do something in an attempt to gain an edge or favor with someone. Especially if you're in an awkward spot.

Guy 1.. Man you owe me 20 dollars.
Guy 2. Man I'm out of work. Besides, we're supposed to be friends.
Guy 1. Listen you owe me money. Don't be trying to catch some mileage on me with that friends shit.

by Amex1212 December 10, 2016

Walking the brown mile

Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .

Hi Bob, good weekend?

Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.

by Sunday’s at dundys October 3, 2020

like a mile of bad road

Not as ugly as 100 miles of bad road but still not as good looking as you would liked it to be.

“You guys make great babies.Ours look like a mile of bad road.”

Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers

by IKISME December 20, 2020