Mexican wind tunnel

The act of shitting in a sock and swinging it around ferociously in the air while striking somebody in the face with it. Can be done during sex or not.

"Jimmy really pissed me off so I gave him the Mexican wind tunnel"

by Aly.bum.snuggles January 25, 2015

mexican tour bus

1. A garbage truck
2. A vehicle that takes away your trash.

<insert name> go take out the trash before the Mexican tour bus gets here.

by Nj0071 May 26, 2014

mexican mouthful

When a man of Mexican ethnicity shoves his whole dick into your mouth and cums

I got a Mexican mouthful at the airport yesterday.

by thirsty ass turtle April 29, 2015

mexican whore bath

Washing one's armpits and especially genital areas using a sink or toilet water.

Samantha didn't have time to shower before her date so she took a Mexican whore bath

by SillyPhillyB August 23, 2015

Mexican Breath

Inhaling steam from a hot pocket, and exhaling it, imitading the smellyness of stereotypical ghetto mexican's breath after eating a taco or burrito

See that guy going off on that mexican breath? Smells like Juan when he smashed his hoe.

by lolusuq January 10, 2016

mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.

While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

by Wally the Water Spider January 16, 2016

mexican coyote

A sexual act in which one individual packs as many digits, feet, and/or objects as possible into another individuals orifices.

Wow...Jeff really packed my vagina like a Mexican coyote last night. He even got the soap dispenser in there.

by Wonka1234 January 27, 2016