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matthew is a name which we corelate to penis drink.
"i love some matthew in my mouth from time to time" says sean.
matthew by psysean June 24, 2023
A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?
Matthew by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023
a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever

he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls

and is a well known truck driver who rapes people
Matthew by penis enjoyer64 July 11, 2023
Someone that is a midget that loses his temper very gay.
matthew is a midget and hes short
A short midget that is very gay and no one loves him
Matthew is short and gay
Loves cats, and guns. very rich, likes bb neko
DONT let Matthew near your kids