matthew is a squeaker

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.

"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark

by unkown person that hates mf October 26, 2022

matthew ellwood

erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.

#wedneslay

person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.

by slapclap October 29, 2022

Matthew Key

Imbread dated his cousins at school broke up when they got the DNA tests back

Matthew Key is imbrued

by Dave Carrie May 27, 2022

Matthew Horner

Amazing man hits 3 pointer eyes closed. Dunks like a pro. 2016 dunk pro. Very muscley

Dam that Matthew Horner really be hitting them 3's like no tomorrow

by Louis Pendo March 12, 2022

Matthew Higham

An absolute dipshit, will ruin your life

Matthew Higham sucks balls

by anonymous March 29, 2022

Matthew Higham

Matthew higham is a dipshit and will ruin your life

Matthew Higham sucks balls :)

by Mariokartsmells likecrap March 29, 2022

Matthew Maundrell

Matthew Maundrell is the bestest. Once you find yourself a Matthew Maundrell your life will completely change, he is like the saying “once you go black you’ll never go back. He will love you with all his heart and he will be the bestest. He will be kind and treat you with so much care. A Matthew Maundrell is the most handsome lad ever(drives a deere)

Have you seen Matthew Maundrell, yeah hes a leng one

by james field January 30, 2022