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Bar Lives Matter

An exaggerated, insensitive, and racist term used by bar owners in Texas during the COVID-19 crisis to protest small business closures. A blatant attempt to parody the Black Live Matter movement’s involvement in the international protests following the police related deaths of: George Floyd, Breonne Taylor, and Ahmad Arbury in May and June 2020.
Dr. Faucci: Bars are an unsafe hotzone for the growth of COVID-19

Governors: We need to keep our people safe. It’s hard to wear face masks in bars and restaurants responsibly so we will temporarily be mandating these businesses close.

Bar owners: you’re all communist trying to steal my rights, but BAR LIVES MATTER, and I’m going to get a haircut
by Mrtruebluetest July 4, 2020
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All Genders Matter

A weird comeback to Femboys Matter.

It is a common misconception about what Femboys Matter means. We are a pro-feminist movement. We love women, we just don't want to be judged when we do the same things they do. In the short answer, while saying All Genders Matter is not bad, it just misses the point in the context of Femboys Matter.
Saying All Genders Matter in a Femboys Matter protest is like going to someone else's birthday party and saying, "I have a birthday too!" It's not bad, it just doesn't make any sense.
by femboysmatter September 14, 2020
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All Genders Matter

A phrase that even though is true, it got warped into a weird response to Femboys Matter.

It is commonly mistaken what Femboys Matter is about. We are a Pro-Feminist movement, and therefore love women, but we just do not want to be judged when we do the same things they do as well.
Saying All Genders Matter at a Femboys Matter protest is like going to someone else's birthday party and saying, "I have a birthday too!" It is not necessarily bad, it just doesn't make any sense in that context.
by femboysmatter September 14, 2020
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Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.
Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.
by Triptow November 21, 2020
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Splatter of matter on the wall

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
by drunk professor January 26, 2021
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Yo Mama’s Mattress

A raggedy sleeper silverado with squeaky steering.
I see ‘Yo Mama’s Mattress’ at ‘The People’s Track’!
by htx_whiterice on Insta March 22, 2021
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dozen't matter

Refers to da truth regarding how many cackleberries dat it's actually safe to eat.
As long as you don't "go totally crazy", it really dozen't matter how many eggs you eat per day. Just be careful if you have pre-existing illnesses like diabetes or an inherited tendency towards heart disease.
by QuacksO June 11, 2021
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