Skip to main content

matt damon

a retard or person with a handy cap, usually clumsy people and stupid ones are fit to be called this
say something stupid or that does not make sense....... "MATT DAMON"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Norbert koronczewwski January 18, 2008
mugGet the matt damon mug.

Matt

matt is often ginger
girl: “i want my husband to be ginger”

Matt enters the room

girl: “oh MY GOD ! there’s the love of my life

person 1: “hey there’s matt!”
person 2: “run”
mugGet the Matt mug.

Matt voz

Matt voz is a self described small, petty man. He teaches pretty much every class at a small town hippy school, being well versed in everything between history of tech and catch. A Matt voz sports a shiny bald head, and has tattoos a plenty.
Meditation is a time to be still, with the exception of maybe some rocking. No, don’t rock. That’s sociopathic.” -Matt voz
by yihsrocks October 18, 2021
mugGet the Matt voz mug.

Matt

Matt, you son of a bitch, stop beating me at Trivia Crack!
by smiley79 June 22, 2015
mugGet the Matt mug.

Matt

"Matt is always being an annoying little bitch."
by M.Boulier March 31, 2017
mugGet the Matt mug.

Matt

Matt is simple and kind, never pushy he is smart but sometimes it takes him a while to realize what he is missing out on. Always tries to be honest with his feelings Matt is far from perfect and learning and trying to do his best a Matt could be the best friends you have been missing. He is forgetful but only dumb unimportant things but if it is important he will never forget. He is not one to start an argument be when he screws up he will become embarrassed and defensive. Matt can get overly excited sometimes but if he didn't then you could pretty much be sure he didn't care. He always wants to enjoy life and the little things that can be the most important.
Matt could be the best friends you have been missing go and find yourself a Matt today.
by sImPIEman March 14, 2018
mugGet the Matt mug.

Matt

The gayest of all gays. Thinks hes so cool because of the "wonderful" comments on his name in this site. Lies about girls hitting on him a matt will never get any pussy with his little 2 inch dick. Also often looks like a 10 year old.
Jake: did you see that faggot trying to act black?!
Nate: yeah! That was matt. Always thunking hes cool
by TheChamp123 December 13, 2010
mugGet the Matt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email