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Double-clicking the Mouse

female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm
I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse.
by hgt876 April 25, 2009
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Gary Neville moustache

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.
Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.
by kreebilicus July 18, 2009
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Mousecat

A wild animal that roams the land, usually in the Chicago area. Also an expression when something is as ridiculous or unstoppable as said animal.
That dude's unstoppable, he could probably eat a bear. Mousecat.
by T Fox August 30, 2008
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Mourning wood

when i was at aunt Betty's funeral uncle Sean had mourning wood when he saw the body
by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 17, 2017
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Mounib

An incredible, handsome young man who makes all orgasm in his presence. He is the greatest friend you could ever ask for, he'd go to hell and back just to do you have favor. Everyone loves Mounib but will pretend to be mean to him in jealousy of his epicness. One of his astounding features is his beautiful short hair that feels like you're touching the sky. He is master of all that is epic and is very much loved. He gets the best grades and is a martial artist master. Although he may seem gentle, he possesses an abnormally large penis that when he uses it the universe trembles. His pp juice is so powerful he is known to have been the one who created the milky way, hence it's name.
"oh no here comes mounib and his big pp"
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Love Mound

When one pulls his scrotum up and over his penis and testicles to contain them all and then pins the scrotum to his lower belly with his finger tips.
In a loving display of affection, Ralf produced the venerable "love mound" to Gretchen on their first date.
by The BossWarden May 9, 2010
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sailor mouth

Spongebob episode, S2, E1, first aired September 21, 2001.
Line from "Sailor Mouth" - "Krabs is a (dolphin sound)"
by WhipRBLX January 8, 2017
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