Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.

*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"

by Yeebus November 29, 2021

Monkey mischiefitis

When you do a workout while playing monkey mischief you have the disease monkey mischiefitis

Boy 1. Wanna workout Boy 2. No I have monkey mischiefitis

by Monkey mischiefitis man September 11, 2022

Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.

1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"

by balls1888 April 28, 2010

Tarp Monkey

Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.

Check that douche by the bar, probably a tarp monkey.

by rockkid June 27, 2011

freezer monkey

Derogatory term for residents of Alaska.

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.

by Balke2 July 02, 2014

monkey chain

An extended or enlarged clitorus.

Dude, you should have seen the size of Becky's monkey chain, it was huge!

by Suh_connor March 10, 2016

southern monkey

An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana

Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!

by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013