wasting my daytime minutes

When you are either bored with a conversation you're having with someone or just want to end it you tell the person"you're wasting my daytime minutes."

It refrences a limited amount a minutes you can use on your cell phone often refered to as anytime or daytime minutes but applies it to conversation in this case.

Stop bugging me, your wasting my daytime minutes.

I'm almost out of daytime minutes, so this conversation has to end soon.

by downwithgilmore July 13, 2009

mintues

A measurement of time used by people who can't be bothered to correct a fucking typo.

My boyfriend was fucking me in the ass for a solid 70 mintues. It was the best fuck I ever had.

by Lord Savaunt January 31, 2017

minternet

Muslim-internet. Kind of like muslim twitter, except not.

Abdul: yo does Ramadan start on the fourth or the fifth
Zane: idk bro check the minternet

by savvysav29 April 6, 2019

facebook minite

to go on face book for short period of time just to check messages or update status

im going to take a facebook minite real quick update my status

dude hurry up we have to go bro GIVE ME A FACEBOOK MINITE (as he rushes off the computer)

by sloftus April 17, 2009

minuite

A unit of time that does not even vaguely correspond to a minute. From the Latin: "min" - minute, "uite" - much longer than.

It'll only take a minuite...
20 minuites until work finishes!

by Stuart_D December 22, 2005

Minutes

Minutes is a drinking game of which can be played at anytime. The idea of the game is to stop people making statements of intent that are unrealistic or would be just damn right hilarious! The games is played when someone says a statement of intent when not actually intended to do so. Minutes is then said meaning they have to do it. consequence of not doing the intended is two shots of their choice of liquor. Oklahoma can be said after a statement of intent as a safe word from minutes.

Matt.T "Im going to add minutes to the urban dictionary"
James.R "minutes"
*And here I am because F*** doing two shots on a Thursday morning"

by gold yachts club March 23, 2017

69 Minutes

A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).

69 minutes is the best news interview on television.

by gregben September 13, 2023