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George Mason University

George Mason University is statistically the largest public university in VA. Located in wealthy Fairfax, VA don't bother driving there, as odds are good you will sit in traffic until well past your interest for visiting has passed. Known primarily as a commuter school, that is false since we house almost half of our undergraduate students. It's really cold here, so be sure to bring a North Face and chapstick if you're unfortunate enough to have a friend you'd like to visit that goes here. The parties never stop at George Mason University because they never get started. If you don't have $400 to blow every semester to join a frat or sorority, odds are good you will be reduced to drinking hard liquor in your dorm 4 to 7 nights a week. I love being drunk and complaining about being bored as much as the next guy, but sometimes you need to get out to DC and get mugged on the metro, since GMU is so conveniently located next to our nation's capitol. Academics are top notch at GMU and highly overlooked when it comes to being compared with other schools in VA. Basketball is the only sport worth anything here, still riding that ever depleting glory of being in the Final Four that one time that one year, sparking the first time anyone had ever even heard of George Mason University. Apply to George Mason University, find a friend with a car, find a friend who is 21, and find a friend who has an off campus apartment/house. Only then will you truly be a Green and Gold bleeding Patriot.
George Mason University is some people's first choice for college, can you believe it?
by el ttilood January 9, 2010
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Mya Mason

Mya Mason is the waifish, African American, porn princess; who was throat gagged, sodomized, and forcefully tricked into drinking a bellyful of the very old Max Steiner aka Max Hardcore’s urine in one of her first porn scenes. In the scene she breaks down and starts crying and fighting back until the scene is stopped; after further enthusiastic discussion of the scene (and the contract she signed) she willingly continues (although she continues to sob as she is sodomized) and finishes the scene by swallowing his "money shot". This is one of the most shocking, disgraceful, introductions to hardcore porn ever caught on camera or released to the public.

Now this incident is something Mya doesn’t brag about; but fans refer to a shocking introduction or tragic start to a porn career as a Mya Mason.

Mya Mason is being "throat gagged" by Max Hardcore when he pauses begins straining and then he urinates down her throat in the M@x F@*#*r #@ video.
Max Hardcore is gagging her with his pe#is when he pushes it deep down her throat and begins to urinate, but Mya chokes and has his urine coming out of her nose when seemingly surprised she jerks away and fights back a little before breaking down & crying. As some of the camera guys are seen walking away or turning their cameras off 1 continues to film and she's clearly heard saying through the tears that she didn't realise he would actually pee or urinate into her mouth... The whole scene stops and Max ask her if she's going to continue or finish the scene.
I guess it was one of her first scenes and she didn't know Max Hardcore’s reputation of getting seemingly “drunk” and belligerent to film his extremely shocking scenes, or had never heard of his old series Pi$s Gu%zlers (before he was brought up on charges of indecency, that he beat although he discontinued that series).
The scene in question is still available for viewing almost everywhere and the EU (European) version includes bonus footage banned from the retail version in the US.

Now when some new porn starlet is introduced feet first into porn in some really hardcore or extreme scene it's known or reffered to as a "Mya Mason".
Girls considering careers in porn might want to read the fine print of their contracts, and find out who’ll they’ll be working with and what they’ll be required to do, to avoid ending up in a "Mya Mason".

When talking about fellow porn starlet Japan aka Misty Mason, we say at least she never had a Mya Mason.
by Albert Silverman February 14, 2008
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Mother Mason

An iconic meme in the a Summer high fandom . Mother Mason is Mason Levi's face on mother Marry. Mother Mason looks down on and protects all innocent Mason girls who can't cut a break.
Laura: "I was blessed by mother Mason"

Mason: "I'm glad you're all right <33333"
by Mother Mason February 23, 2017
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girl Mason

A girl who exist
Jesus Christ I'm not a guy :l
? Hey Mom can I hang over with girl Mason

Parent: Ofc he can come over whenever
/ : :me
by BodieCallie March 13, 2020
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Samantha Mason

by MyUncleWalkedInAndTookMyTowel October 27, 2020
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Eddie Mason

The sweetest and most perfect grave-digging-psychopath from the anime 'Angels of Death'

(we must protect Eddie at all costs>:()
"who the hell is Eddie Mason?! he sounds stupid" "..." "..." " "̵̧̡̬̻̫͚̪̜̻̠̭́̅̈́̐̓̓̐̾̂̃̇͠s̵͈͉͕̱̪͇̬̪̹̯̗̻̭͐͑̐̑̑̽́̑̾͐̒͑̚͘͝i̵̖̣̮̬͚͕̩̗͎͋̋͌̑ͅs ̞̦̠̳̩̼̗̝̃̉t̶̛̹̔̇̇̓̀̏͗͌̀͝ȩ̴̭͍͂̌̃̋͘r ̡̨̮́͐̒̅̉͐͐̈́͊ ̶͙̝̼̱̗̠̗̏̓̇̒̚̕͠s̶͕̗͎̘̗̗̯̞̳̒̊͌̇̊͆͐̒̊̊̚̚͝t̵̨̲̣̭̤̰͛̑̈̌̄ͅa ̡̧̨̛̠͕͖̯͈̫̟̺̣̯̃̐́̉̃͊̾̍̃̾̃̉ͅr̵̡̘͉̭͇̼̝̩̥̰̙̻̪̉t ̯̺͉̦̀̈́̈́̽̎̀̀̒͋̏͊̌̕͝ ̢̰͎̗̦͈̗̲̅t ͚̜̺̖͙͍̪̰̗̘̉͘ḩ̴̯̹̼͕͙͕̈́̌̏̑̉̆̍̈́e̵̪̣͔͓̬̊͐̒͊̅̏́̏̈̈́̈͜ͅ ̶̡̢̡̝̙̱̬͔̐̐̕p̶̡̗͓̦̬͇͎̫̖͎̖̞͚͎̞̐͑̉̽͋̚r̴̢̢̬͔̯̹̻͉̥͕͛̈̔͋̊͊̆͝ͅa̴̢̛͈͇̰̝̫̖͍̣͎̙̟̹͔̤̓̓̈́͛͂́̈̂͑͐̍͛̚͝y̴͚͎̳̆͋͠ę̶̧̡̙͎͉̯̰͕̣̺̜͗̈́̏͘̚͝r̵̡̲̳̥̃̉̏̕͜͜" ̞̏̓́̈͊̄̅͒̒̔̚̚͠"
by Bokutos_wifey_ December 23, 2020
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molly and mason

Two kids who met in 6th grade and are madly in love and no matter what will end up together
Person 1: molly and mason are such a cute couple
Person 2: yeah M&M ikr
by fsghbsfgbfd May 23, 2016
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