Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

latter

Used as a form to say goodbye between friends.

Etimology: Distortion Language. Used instead of "later."

"alright see u tommorrow, latter."

by Chingon January 17, 2007

Letters

any letter

A B C D E F G H I J K L M NIGGER O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

A B C D E F G H I J K L M NIGGER O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z letters

by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

Irish Lottery

Having sex without a condom or other form of birth control.

Colleen and Patrick have been playing the irish lottery and they may have hit the jackpot - she's two weeks late...

by donjuansw August 5, 2008

Letterman apology

the passive-agressive act of dramatically apologizing not only for an action which one has committed, but also for things which one has previously committed, has not committed, and would not likely commit, all in an effort to reduce one's culpability for the central action in question. This is similar to a strategy employed by jewish grandmothers, where one apologizes for all things that have ever happened, whether good or bad.

Example of a "Letterman apology":

Dave: ... so my apologies to subjecting them to that vulnerability and being brow-beaten and humiliated, it never occured to me, and as a matter of fact Alan Coulter kept wanting to know if we'd had sex, do you remember that Alan?

Alan: I did and I don't remember.

Dave: So I'll just say I'm terribly sorry ... And now, also because what can it hurt, once again I'd like to apologize to the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin...

by ssppuunn November 4, 2009

Clitty litter

The female equivalent of the male fumunda cheese; dried female discharge

That girl took off her panties and seasoned the floor with clitty litter, GROSS

by Badamb90 May 23, 2014

dirty litterbox

when a guy or girl wipes his or her entire hand up a shitty sweaty asshole and smells it as they proceed to wipe the shit covered hand on a girls box or pussy

i had the runs so i wiped my ass with my hand and continued to rub the brown mess on her box

by eric April 24, 2003