A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.
The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.
by Stained and Restrained February 15, 2006
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My three year old daughter explained it this way, "You can't call it a napkin, mommy cause it covers your lap."
Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!
Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!
by mama biblio techa April 28, 2011
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