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Keeping up with the Jolies

Getting pregnant simply to keep up with the times as defined by stars like Angelina Jolie et. al.
"Well, Erica, you should get pregnant too - ya know, just keeping up with the Jolies."
by tea lover August 26, 2008
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Keeshan

A Niqqa name: A person with a big penis.
DAMN! Is that a third leg on Keeshan, or is that his Sloooong.
by Niqqa Niqqa September 16, 2014
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Keep it a bean

The saying of the BEanhova Witnesses started in upper darby pa by Benolio saint fort and the greast dalai lima bean debo jared
Dont lie! JUST KEEP IT A BEAN!!
by sECTED August 17, 2011
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keep it real

A term used to define the "realocity" of an individual. Often used to describe how "tough" or "ganga-skilled" one is.
Example:
Shanequa:I been sleepin' wit yo man, beyotch! *insert two finger snaps for good measure*
Ranaenae:Oh no you did not!
Shanequa:Oh yes I did, bitch! Whatchu gonna do about it?
Ranaenae:I gonna keep it real, you chickenhead.
*insert some low-class rap and a "pimped out" low rider.*
---===15 minutes later===---
Ranaenae shows up at Shanequa's abode in her worn out Cutlass Supreme carring a wooden baseball bat and a half-empty carton of eggs. First, she smashes out the front window of Shanequa's car, and proceeds to cake both the car and house with the eggs. Moments later, police arive on the scene to find Ranaenae scrawling something on Shanequa's house with black spraypaint. The then arrest her, throw her in their cruiser, and take her down to the police station. Ranaenae then claims police brutality and is released, so as promote good relations with the public.
by Josh from AK March 24, 2004
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Keep It On The Download

An expression which means essentially the same thing as keep it on the down low, except is referring to some illegal download item or site that people don't want getting found out by the FCC or RIAA.
Guy 1: Thanks for telling me about that bit torrent site last night. I got lots of awesome movies and tv shows.
Guy 2: Yeah it's great but keep it on the download. We don't need it getting busted by the FCC or RIAA.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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keeping it 300

Michael was keeping it 300 when he launched his helicopter off his yacht.
by Michael Stephen December 28, 2013
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keep it on the chill

1 Verb: to keep something on the down-low or to keep it low key.
2 Verb: to stay calm and relaxed - the verb form of chill
1 Yeah man, my parents are out of town and I am having a party. I want it to stay small, so keep it on the chill.

2 I know you're angry that she dumped you, but keep it on the chill man. Another chick will come around soon enough.
by John Milinovich May 15, 2006
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