by hole December 3, 2004
Get the katy kmug. a drastic and abrupt fluctuation to the state of arousal in which a fully erect penis losses all blood flow becoming irreversibly flaccid. Commonly repulisive or offensive behavior such as marrying Tom Cruise can lead to this, at times downright embarrassing condition.
"and then what?"
-"she pulled down her panties."
"annnd then??"
-"I don't want to talk about it bro."
"c'mon, you're killing me. what did she do next?"
-"she grabbed a cereal bowl..."
"OOO..KKK...???"
-"and then she squat over it and took a shit."
"what the fuck?"
-"yeah bro. the smell was awful."
"I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?"
-"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split."
"you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?"
-"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so Katie Holmes bro, that black dude from the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."
-"she pulled down her panties."
"annnd then??"
-"I don't want to talk about it bro."
"c'mon, you're killing me. what did she do next?"
-"she grabbed a cereal bowl..."
"OOO..KKK...???"
-"and then she squat over it and took a shit."
"what the fuck?"
-"yeah bro. the smell was awful."
"I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?"
-"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split."
"you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?"
-"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so Katie Holmes bro, that black dude from the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."
by kcnca October 3, 2009
Get the Katie Holmesmug. Katy Perry is a first women to get a 5 #100 Singles in a Billboard Charts from 1 Album.....She is known as the Queen of Pop
by Sanjana Joshi June 1, 2018
Get the Katy Perrymug. by JACKALACKfr September 23, 2011
Get the Katie Braggmug. Katie Tang would say "OMG HEARTBREAKER IS OUT DID YOU HEAR IT ITS PERFECT!!!" or " I got it! So we make spagetti right? but we put them between waffles and call them spaffles!"
by swigitty swag October 11, 2013
Get the katie tangmug. A clutsy person who never can walk in a straight line without making a face plant to the ground. Katie Lea is also considered to be a fat kid, President, who resembles Barb, her inspiration. This person might also be inspired by their step-father, Doug. This person is extremely blonde, inside and out. This person is also psychotic. If cinnamon crunch thingys cereal was a person, Katie Lea would be married to this cinnamon crunch thingy.
Katie Lea is in the World Record book for being the fattest person on this point. Yes, point. Not the world. Point.
by PresOfTheStupidClub. October 18, 2011
Get the Katie Leamug. THE SEXIEST BEAST YOU WILL EVER EVER MEET. Usually dates gingers like Ed sheeran, brown hair small and chubby. Aw she is a cutey. Quiet shy towards strangers but when you get to know her she's a bit of a freak. Her selling is quiet bad but she is very very intelligent. you will love her <3
by Pheobe12345 April 3, 2012
Get the Katy Olivermug.