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Jones Middle School

JMS is described as the gayest school on Earth. Jones is popluated by annoying little kids, strict administrators, and a Homosexual principle.
Fag: Hey guys, you wanna go to Jones Middle School?
People: no lets go eat dog poop instead
by Larsonarypopularisyouinta October 23, 2008
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Tom Jones

A man who cheats so much it causes his or wife or girlfriend to lose their mind. Coined after the famous Welsh singer and ladies man, Tom Jones, whose wife became shattered by her husband’s numerous infidelities.
“He did a Tom Jones on her.”

“How’s Jane”
“Well Sam did a Tom Jones on her, she is now fragile as glass, and won’t even go out in public.”

Tarnower pulled a Tom Jones on Jean Harris, and she ended up pulling a trigger.

My mom had a nervous breakdown after my dad pulled a Tom Jones on her.
by literary.muse September 2, 2010
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emma jones

emma jones is a woman from bridgwater with a kind warm heart, mostly found hanging around bobby her best friend.
shes blonde but not think, slim and fit.
emma jones sexy, emma jones likes men, emma jones like dogs
by moussey jones December 11, 2010
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BILLY JONES

by RICHARD FLWMEMA September 22, 2009
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Jonesy

1.An awesome example of something that mixes Rock and Roll and everyday life.

2. Something Trashy, Punky, Independent, and stylish.

After Steve Jones, Formerly of the Sex Pistols, and presently the host of Jonesy's Jukebox on INDY 103.1 Los Angeles
INDY 103.1
Garden State was so Jonesy.

No way dude..have you ever seen Sid and Nancy?

No, not Jonesy in a Literal sense. I mean JONESY like Life Aquatic.

Troy?

Not Jonesy.
by Alf January 18, 2005
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jonesing

jonesing the want of somthing .. comes from 'keeping up with the joneses'. If you are jonsesing for some waffels you want to have waffles badly
Ive been jonesen fo some cake all night.
by tyno July 3, 2005
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Jonesin it

Laziness. To end a task without beginning it. To leave way in advance of the end of a work day. To act in a jonesingly manner.
John Doe: Hey I'm leaving out the door.

Jerry Doe: But it's only 1 p.m.?
John Doe: Yeah, I'm jonesin it today.
by Jason Jonesin July 28, 2009
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