Jockey Derby

A ritual that started in Italian jockey stables whereby a girlfriend of a Jockey is brought to a party comprising of jockey's and their partners.

The new 'filly' is then given alcoholic drinks laced with rohypnol or other drugs with a pliable effect, and is broken in with rough debased sex acts, ridden around the area, her teeth and gums checked, and passed from Jockey to Jockey.

This is made all the more comical and humiliating by the fact that jockey's are a poor man's dwarf.

I hear Robby Albarado hit his new filly too hard at the last Jockey Derby and is now being sued.

by Kharnifex_ October 27, 2011

Newspaper Jockey

A streetside newspaper vending machine.

Bryon tried to hurdle the newspaper jockey last night when he left the bar.

by Gard May 27, 2007

Jizz Jockey

The one pair of underpants you always wear when going to your girlfriend or when you're anticipating sex. This pair cannot be washes nor ever seen by your mother

Peter: "Why are you grounded?"
Brad: "My mom found my jizz jockey"

Girlfriend: "What smells so bad?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry I forgot to wash my jizz jockey"

by RhinoIV November 10, 2014

Sloppy Jockey

The act of setting a horses mane on fire while it's sleeping then fucking it in the ass while it runs around like a retard

Issa Knife is a Sloppy Jockey

by VomitCock May 18, 2017

jap's eye jockey

An offensive name used to describe a male with homosexual tendencies in the United kingdom. Alternatives include arse bandit and jobbie jabber. Also see jap's eye

That guy over there is a Jap's eye Jockey.

by Recci91 September 13, 2011

Slut Jockey

A male with a reputation of sleeping with the opposite sex as frequently as he requires. Normally the "slut jockey" isn't particularly fussy about his partner. As the name suggests, he is like a jockey, but instead of a jockey riding 5 horses on a single day (ie. at Aintree), this male may ride up to 5 females. He also stays in character by telling his partner how well they did, and may even give them a pat on the top of their head to show his appreciation of their efforts.

Damien: Look at that guy over there, those girls are
desperate to be fucked by him.
Daryll: Yeah, thats Nigel, he's fucking more girls a day than I get to talk to, he's a Slut Jockey.
Damien: Oh, I see. Lucky Bastard.

by Paul Fleming September 5, 2008

shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 17, 2006