Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.

by Ink won do December 30, 2016

Grandma Jake

A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.

Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.

by JasonMcNugget January 24, 2017

Jake Paul

This is the ultimate insult for a scum bag , anyone who acts scummy can be addressed by this to make them regret their behaviour and the words they use

Person 1: I can beat anyone , be it Connor Mcgregor or anybody.

Person 2: shut up JAKE PAUL

Person 1: *regrets and sheds tears*

by Oxford Dictionary Pass Out December 5, 2020

Jake Paul

Some motherfucker who ruined the music and then ruined boxing.

That Jake Paul mothafucka is ruining everything like c’mon bruh

by Kidswillbekids October 13, 2021

Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.

A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.

by Alibali September 4, 2013

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

Jake eccleston

a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent

i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now

by skdlggvh November 28, 2011