irish warrior

when a guy pulls out and cums on a girls stomach and then she slaps him in the face with a fist full of his own jizz

Mike: "Yo, dude how was your night last night?"
Larry: "it was great until siobhan gave me an irish warrior"

by loveshack99 February 22, 2007

Irish Alzheimer's

The inability to recall a vast majority of the previous night due to the large amount of alcohol consumed.

"Dude what happened last night? I have a case of the Irish Alzheimer's."

by LazyBeardedGuy December 9, 2017

Irish screen break

Surfing the internet whilst at work

Irish screen break = Looking at this spread sheet is starting to strain my eyes. I know, i'll spend 5 minutes on Youtube.

by Craigie01010101 March 1, 2009

Irish

People with a awesome accent, they like to wear green.

'Ello Bertrand, ye like me accent? I'm Irish. Ya like me green, too?

by Sexy and Horny January 11, 2008

Irish Monacle

Then singular version of Irish Sunglasses; aka, a drunken black eye; aka, the drunken pirate; aka, wedding night tattoo...

Erik, "Hey what happened to Sarah, she looks rough?"

Chris, "Yeah she spilled nail polish remover on my coffee table, so I gave her an Irish Monacle."

by Edgar666 November 13, 2009

irish mud flap

The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.

"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"

by Usmc1371 January 7, 2016

Fighting Irish

People of Irish decent who tend to run from the devil

The fighting Irish will lose to Sun Devils

by mrelleum October 4, 2013