irish wake

The act of taking a Guinness enima to get drunk quicker. Much like the French who discovered that shooting wine into the ass can get you drunk quicker.

My arse leaks all the time since I did those Irish Wakes.

by Jimi Jam September 22, 2004

irish sweater

When a girl eats lucky charms, chews them up, swallows, and then pukes them out on the chest of another

Why go to breakfast when you can just give her an Irish sweater!

by A$Ap STeph October 2, 2017

irish jeff

black cherry vanilla coke mixed with irish cream

I drank too many irish jeffs and puked all over.

by jeff curtis April 21, 2006

Irish Mic Bastard

term that Italians use to describe those of Irish decent, IE, Frank The Tank.

Hey Myers, your Irish Mic Bastard, stop buying all of these cabbages.

by HumBabe June 11, 2006

Irish Sneeze

To belch loudly from drinking beer.

After finishing a pint, he let out a great Irish Sneeze

by The Surly Pict April 13, 2011

Irish Charms

When one's nipples are painted green (generally on St. Patrick's Day)

Happy St. Patrick's Day, check out my Irish Charms!

by Sokki November 10, 2011

irish toothache

a man who is unable to practice fidelity due to his roving eye, incessant sex drive, or his low self-esteem...also known as a womanizer.

"That Carl is such a cad...if his lying won't get him wasted, his Irish toothache will!"

by Titus Breast February 22, 2009