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O'Connell's Law

The amount of junk that accumulates, is directly related to the space available to hold it.
If the house was smaller he would have less junk, O'Connell's Law.

Workshop is a mess. typical case of O'Connell's law
by PaddyinOZ August 18, 2018
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Law-and-ordering

When 2 or more people are walking/sauntering side by side across a hallway or walkway, impeding the progress of those around them.
I crossed the street to avoid the group of people law-and-ordering the sidewalk.

We walked single file down the busy street, as to not law and order the sidewalk.
by Hufflepriest January 31, 2019
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Goat's Law

A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.
Just another example of Goat's Law.
by Goat_ September 20, 2018
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Murphy's Law

"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong".

From an inventor's viewpoint, this is ultimately an argument for keeping things simple and focused on a single task. The simpler an invention is, the less scenarios need to be considered and tested.

Another way to understand it is as though you are living in the future looking back at a problem that occurred:

"If something went wrong with your invention, it's because you didn't do anything to prevent that scenario from happening".

Examples of things you could have prevented but didn't, and thus went wrong:
- The electrical cables burned the house down because the load was too hot. This could have been prevented by adding a fuse, but you didn't.
- The water heater exploded because it didn't have a pressure release valve, which it could have had, but didn't.
- The door fell off the plane when it went upside down because the hinge pin didn't have a lock, which it could have had, but didn't.
- The Earth shifted and caused cracks in the clay pipes under the house, which could have been prevented if flexible piping was used, but it wasn't.

Again, ultimately this is a reminder to keep your invention as simple as possible. It's often tempting to keep throwing new features into it, to make it appeal to a larger audience or solve more problems, but every new feature creates new, untested possible outcomes which can be hard to predict. Hard to predict that is, until they've happened, which they will.
Inventor 1: I created a lightswitch! It has 2 possible states: on or off. I'm aware all of the scenarios that could exist!

Critic: Great, except I see you used iron on the connector pins. Did you account for the corrosive reaction if copper wire is used against the iron? Murphy's Law dictates that it will happen at some point, because it could.
by pjayyy April 11, 2019
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Shekel Law

When you throw a penny at something to call it.
I call Shekel law on the large slice of pie.
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Woods’ law

No matter how we vote we will always get John McCain
The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.
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Law-Dawg

"Oh look, the police brought a law-dawg with them. They must looking for drugs."
by Drumming Ginger September 22, 2017
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