The blessed event of a girlfriend who acknowledges you are not feeling well and, despite being menstrual as all hell, brings over pho take out anyway. And maybe even sucks your dick with her onion breath- known as "getting extra meat". A swallow is known as "slurping the leftover broth".
I found her man. I found her. It's The Law of Pho for real. Complete with Extra Meat ! And she slurped the leftover broth!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 01, 2017
Blogger's Law: as soon as you finally post something, glaring errors will appear.
A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.
A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.
Aspiring writer: I finally published our latest blog post!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!
by Trust me, I internetted once. August 01, 2017
As the duration of a film set grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Harvey Weinstein (if not jokingly) approaches 1.
Coined by a Mr. Louis of the CUNY Brooklyn College Film Department based on his observations of others on different sets.
Like Godwin's Law for film sets.
Coined by a Mr. Louis of the CUNY Brooklyn College Film Department based on his observations of others on different sets.
Like Godwin's Law for film sets.
*On a film set, Person 1 walks by brushes against Person 2*
Person 2: Hey, don't touch me!
Person 3 (to Person 1): Are you trying to be Harvey Weinstein or something?
Person 1: Now hold on a sec...
Person 4: This sounds like a cheap, lazy example of "Louis's Law".
Person 2: Hey, don't touch me!
Person 3 (to Person 1): Are you trying to be Harvey Weinstein or something?
Person 1: Now hold on a sec...
Person 4: This sounds like a cheap, lazy example of "Louis's Law".
by PKDL January 29, 2018
When a user knows about a birthday surprise in advance but has to pretend otherwise to preserve the sanctity of the surprise.
Coined by tumblr users mudkip and unclefather.
Coined by tumblr users mudkip and unclefather.
Person 1: dude no don't get that I already bought you one for your birth-– f**k
Person 2: don't worry, mudkip's law. I didn't hear anything.
Person 2: don't worry, mudkip's law. I didn't hear anything.
by sapphicat February 21, 2021
for every person of an ethnic background who does not fit into a stereotype of said ethnic background, there is (are) an individual(s) who will reinforce said stereotype.
"Why is it that for ever mexican/spanish person trying to not be the ghetto cliche, there is an apartment complex full of them reinforcing it?" - Guy one
"It's the law of reinforcement." - Guy two
"It's the law of reinforcement." - Guy two
by amirverada April 02, 2011
The woman who doesn’t come to your wedding because she has more important things to do, yet expects you to pay for half of her wedding and will upend the entire family unless she gets her way. She is usually supported by your mother-in-law who somehow always takes her side in every possible argument.
Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 14, 2020
If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.
Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?
Bro: The blonde? Yeah.
Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!
Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.
Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.
Bro: The blonde? Yeah.
Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!
Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.
Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.
by Savage Hunter December 22, 2011