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Heroes

You don't want to meet them.

They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."

Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"

Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"

Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."

Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*

Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"

Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."

Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."

Guy "Nobody likes you"

Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"

Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
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Going Hero

When you're balls deep in a girl and you slap your wrist in order to keep going and stop yourself from cumming too early.
Girl: This is so good
Me, about to nut: Going Hero! *slaps wrist*
by KevCuntway January 4, 2018
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Hero

Hero, the name of an adorably oblivious young lady. A high-key heather, with a heart of gold. She receives a lot of genuine compliments, but she never believes them. Sadly, a very insecure and somewhat sensitive person. Which is why she tends to have more guy friends because they feel the need to protect her. She attracts a lot of touch starved people and quickly eliminates that aspect of their lives. An adorable dynamic between all her and her guy friends honestly. In short, the perfect combination of a soft girl and a 'bruh' girl.
Some Guy: That Hero chick needs to shut up.
Hero's guy friends: NO YOU NEED TO SHUT UP BEFORE WE BEAT YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN--
by anxietyramen October 9, 2020
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Folk Hero

A sarcastic way of referring to someone who seems to be doing a great thing for people but isn’t.

Also can refer to falsely famous.
He was considered a folk hero because he sold illegal drugs to his friends and classmates at a discount.
by Phoenixfalling September 23, 2019
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bloody hero

My boyfriend even eats me when I'm on the rag. He's definitely a bloody hero.
by Ivy4USA February 6, 2018
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Hero

this is someone who risk their life to save a good person or innocent. no matter how scary or impossible the situation and even if they got to do it alone. with no help and do it even when they get nothing for it. police, and military are not heroes. they are paid to do this , its their job , and wouldn't do anything without all their training and support and back up and resources, basket ball places and atheletes and actors and actress even the ones playing super heroes are not real heroes , not the real thing. if someone is your role model, that's that, not your hero. don't mistake role model for a hero.
it's only been one here in history that know one knows and no one will acknowledge who save the world so many times and all of us with it and is lonely, no girl wants to even love him. can't get work or sponsor anywhere keeping his secret identity so he don't take credit and profit off his good deeds. no one else shall be called hero especially just for trying to do it one time when it's easy for them or setting it up too look like a hero when he did this all his life. even if it meant him dying.
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Super Hero Jesse James

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
by Whynot90 December 27, 2022
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